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Emasculation Emasculation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well you know what they say.

True gods should be rewarded with candy canes and purple kisses.

Demo 2003 Demo 2003

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice shit!

Really good compilation of your work, although for a demo reel it seemed a tad short. Keep up the animations chinni :-P

Mind Pollution Mind Pollution

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best storyboarding/preliminary animation Ever.

I swear, I don't understand why the score is so low. I know how hard this would be to make this much so far. Bad place to submit it is this site though, because all these little kids look for is something funny and entertaining to fill the void in their life. But animation wise, this things is BEAUTIFUL! You get a five from me, EASILY.

ironthought responds:

thanks soo much and sorry for the late reply. i learned so much about animation in doing this project, it also changed the way i view life.

FOAMY: Fat-kins DIet FOAMY: Fat-kins DIet

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Seriously, my head hurts so much right now.

The voice is so constant and annoying. The arguement is seriously one of the stupidest ones I've seen on foamy's little rants. I'm sure everyone on the atkins diet that are over 300 pounds is sorry that they want to live an extra day in their lives and maybe, be more appealing to the rest of the public world. I bet they're sorry they aren't like you and may not stay in their parent's basement all day and probably for the rest of their life. Graphics repetitive, voice annoying, content little, argument not too good and reviews by fans the same thing "FOAMY RULEZ I VOTE 5" where they don't even critique the movie a small amount. I may regret saying it, but I rather play a hentai puzzle game than watch this movie. Please give me those 2 minutes of my life back.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Just doesn't really cut it for me...

In my opinion this time trial failed, and it seems to be the worst time trial so far. I suggest doing screenings or something of that sort for people who you plan on letting in the time trials. This was just ... really ... bad. I guess the madness series never really did it for me... since shooting a guy with a cross face in the head is more of an exciting thing for an 11 year old. You can definately find better talent for these time trial movies, but looking on the NG BBS for it just isn't the way. Well, good luck getting the daily award, since people seem to auto-five anything madness related or time trial related.

HEY YA! VG Style! HEY YA! VG Style!

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Why is this in the top 20 of the week...

Well, let me go over the elements of this movie:
1. The song "Hey Ya" by Outkast... did you make this song? No. Then you shouldn't get credit for it.

2. Sprites from video games. Did you animate or draw these images that people see and love? No. Did you even rip them from the games? No. Not only are you stealing this art you did not make, but you also reuse them so much, that now everytime I see one of the sprites you used in this movie I want to throw up.

3. The text tool. Hey look mom, someone found out there is more to flash than the import button... the text wasn't even special... it was just a basic times new roman, not even center aligned text.

Do I think you should even get credit for this movie? Not at all, but what can you do when this site is full of 12 year olds who will view this HORRIBLE flash and think you actually did those drawings and animations? You get a zero from me, because on this site you are not allowed to steal work, and I feel that's all you did with this flash.

Futurama Intro Futurama Intro

Rated 0 / 5 stars

You get a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig

ZERO. Tracing and getting a score above 3.50 is just ridiculous. Just shows how dumb the kids on newgrounds are getting.

Battle for the Portal Pt1 Battle for the Portal Pt1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Looks great and I can see why the video is poor

Just make sure Knox doesn't win, he mooches off of the 12 year olds so much on this site. He doesn't deserve any recognition. Good luck with finishing it.

SFN - Weapon Of Choice SFN - Weapon Of Choice

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great Movie indeed,

Since you stated you made this to test actual movement, I feel I should critisize you on that, so that you may improve upon it next time. I noticed that the joints on this guy were moving up and down (as in making the forearm shorter for example, this problem, by the way, won't happen when you go with full figured people and not sticks) and I also, noticed that the arms and legs got bigger and smaller... and no, it wasn't in a forshortening view either (I was betting you would reply with that :) ). Anyways, don't take my critisism too seriously, that's what reviews are for you know.

Thanks for giving me the pleasure to see this movie :D

Lost in Tijuana Lost in Tijuana

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey what can I say...

I have loved all your stuff so far and always have. Thanks for making these :). I don't see too much entertaining flash on this site since 12 year olds frequent here and only like stupid humor. I really really enjoy your movies.

jato responds:

thank *you*! more kegel on the way!